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THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN'

Soo there was a fire

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 9, 2014, 4:20 PM


So the walking dead finishes, I go upstairs to the bathroom, go back downstairs to turn the tv off and I smell like, burning toast. I unlocked the door that leads to our porch where we have a washing machine and dryer and the dryer is on fire..yup. Smoke everywhere, I turned it off, thank me later family. And I get help from my mum with the actual fire (skills from my dad the fire fighter army man #hella)

I feel like it was a lame joke pulled by Satan since my mum was joking about him earlier, saying he was never mentioned in the bible (not like anyone in my family had read it bffftt) so he got all bitchy and decided to try and set fire to our house, not this time Lucifer. Fight me irl, loser. :iconrapefaceplz:

CAN I SLEEP NOW? NO MORE SURPRISE FIRES? GOOD. YES, THANK YOU.

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Epirmenos
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Lo and behold the pink haired goddess :iconalukaforyou: Go and watch this cutie, her art is to die for I cry everytime~



I'm a professional

idiot.


LE AWESOME DANNI: :star: :iconpudique: :star:
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alukaforyou Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
creeping through your gallery at 1 am. 
u did good.
good existing.
A+.
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Epirmenos 4 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
A++ also on existing friendo
im so glad that u live such alive
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netaarts Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave ^^
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CookieBeef Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the favorite! :D
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:icontheastrologist:
Your webcam.... please tell me that's not Levi. :stare: lol
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:iconepirmenos:
Epirmenos Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm afraid so. Whoever made this has created a monster:')
I have to say that your 'daydreams and monsters' is the most beautiful thing I've ever read, I can't even find intelligible words to describe it at the moment, I'm sobbing. Thankyou for writing it! 
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:icontheastrologist:
I will never get that image out of my head now. Thanks for sharing it. :stare:

....now to show it to my sister... :evillaugh:

And aww, thanks. :) I'm glad you read it. :heart:
And haha no problem. ;P
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xrw Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
//rubs my butt all over your page
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Epirmenos Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
R u comin onto me
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xrw Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
if that counts as flirting then i dont want to hear your definition of inappropriate content
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